First one of the year

Evening draws enticing scents

That time of year for BBQ events

With masterfully marinated morsels of meat

Each sizzling slowly and switching sides

There’s wandering wafts of wonderful whiffs

And behold, beautifully barbequed burgers

The heat is rising I need to cool

T-shirt’s on, trying not to look a fool

Do I put my shorts on my hips

Definitely not, there’ll be an eclipse

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4 hour wait

What a scorcher, the sun’s beating down

Calling in at Doris’s, she never moans

It’s all change today, we can tell

Sat resting her legs, she’s not so well

Hospital or home, it’s touch and go

The district nurse, we’re going with her flow

Hospital bound for a 4 hour wait

Accept help Doris when you’re in a state

Off home eventually, for fish and chips

Sat here salivating, soon on my lips

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H 2 Oh !

Tonights poem’s after the problems with the water in Devon.

H 2 Oh !

Way down south where the sun does shine

Their H2O it’s certainly not fine

Boil it first. That’s the instructions to do

If you don’t, you’ll be strapped to the loo

Or it’s bottled only, but that’s no fun

A waste of plastic, piling under the Sun

We value our water, be cold or hot

If it’s not fixed, against the wall, you’ll be shot

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Cereals ain’t us

Tonights poem after the confirmation that Kelloggs in Manchester is closing g in 2026. Ludicrous I know.

Cereals ain’t us

American business plans make no sense

Now Kellanova, where Kelloggs whence

Barton Dock Road will never be the same

Without Tony the Tiger and the K in its frame

Our red brick plant, cereal odours to boot

The decision’s made, it’s down the chute

The people, the families, the history made

It may be old, they now feels betrayed

Share prices may rise and bonuses paid

Closing Kelloggs where Cornflakes are made

Glimpse into the future and look back in time

No Trafford Park factory, no production lines

What next, and WKK Kellogg would be turning in his grave

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A big clear out

Selling an item, a big clear out

Inundated, as the pings ring out

Market place, that’s the place to be

Some cheeky ones offer discounted fees

The next in line, kept informed well

But some no shows, causing me hell

Hopefully gone soon if they get a grip

Otherwise, Sue’ll say ‘take it to the tip’

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A big step forward

Our wonderful stairs take me to the top

But very soon, my knees are going to pop

Upstairs, there’s so much to do

Either going to sleep or going to the loo

There’s my boxroom, my studio, my man cave, yes !

It’s full of manly things, and Sue couldn’t care less

An improvement, a big step forward, I’m sure

As last time I wrote, I only had a drawer

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Not guaranteed

Tonights poem’s after our two nights of Northern Lights.

Not guaranteed

The Northern Lights, what’s the chance

Fast asleep, not even a glance

The Friday spectacle lighting the sky

Saturday’s promise, it’s seemed so shy

There’s always a Norway cruise to try and see

It’s bitterly cold and not guaranteed

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What’s our odds

Tonights poem’s for Eurovision.

What’s our odds

It’s Eurovision tonight, is Sweden ready

Politics and disqualifications, it’s getting messy

The take away’s delivered, Chinese tasty bites

Not pizza or pasta, not Italian tonight

What’s our odds, are we bottom or top

No doubt, it’ll be another flop

The beers are cracked and Pringles are popped

Hopefully, Eurovision will come out on top

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Full steam ahead

Tonights poem’s after the news the Coop Live will now be opening.

Full steam ahead

It’s now fixed, hurrah! It’s all OK

Moving air, ventilation let’s say

So it’s seats on bums, full steam ahead

Couldn’t get ‘Take That’, it’s ‘Elbow’ instead

(they hope)

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